Bowling for Dollars

OMG, does anyone remember that show? Last Friday, before the long boring drive into the second poorest state. (Seriously, Alabama does not have a strong economy, but better off than Mississippi) We went to the local bowling alley for a charity event. Goof's company signed up and so we went. It was his small staff of managers and a few office workers, spouses and friends. Stinky was not focused and just threw the balls down the lane. I tried, but hey I suck. I did manage to make 2 strikes per game, which ain't bad for me. Goof tried to strong arm the ball down the lane, but he wasn't into the game. My biggest achievement... I didn't get my hand stuck in the ball return. What? You ask. Well when I was in junior high (yea that's what we called it in the East bay, not middle school) I had joined an after school league. Well I never had much arm strength, nor focus on the game. I was messing around with a few other pre- teens and managed to get my hand in the ball return and the ball came out at that moment. They had to take the casing off and do some prying to get my fingers out. Lucky me, just bruising and some scrapes. So I have a good respect for the ball return.

I will never become a decent bowler, but it was fun. I think Stinky enjoyed himself very much, but again there is no focus.