ARRRGGHHHHH!

Just two more days before we leave for CA. I think I'm stressing. How can a person leave a house spotless, but still have two individuals use the house? Cleaning a bathroom is all dandy, but somewhere after the bleaching has occurred, some dumbshit goes in and litters the floor with toilet paper bits, Q-tips, and dirty socks! Actually that is the combined effort of two male dumbshits.
So laundry gets done today, but of course another load or two will be done tomorrow afternoon, because God help us if Stinky can't have his favorite jeans. Dog room needs to be cleaned today. Tires on truck have to be checked an all that bullshit. E-tickets printed, we got the parking reservation already.
Tomorrow, I gotta bring quiches to Stinky's homeroom brunch, of course I'm volunteering my time. Do last minute cleaning again, and get rid of any food that won't survive a week. Maybe, I should leave it in the fridge. More items, less air space, less energy used. Maybe I should just push the fridge out to the sun porch? Knowing my luck there will be another heat wave.