Well, I'm not sure if she's considered a pre teen or a full blown scary as shit tempt my baby boy away from the right path teenage southern Baptist girl. Remember I don't trust the religious south. I think they like to bend God's rules to suit their purposes. Stinky came home yesterday with a note. He said it would scare me especially the last paragraph. Of course I'm thinking this applies to school. Oh shit no, and I wish it did.
A love letter from his first girlfriend, the high drama well endowed for an 11 year old girl. Basically stating she still 'loves' (hello, you are 11 this is bullshit, it's hormonal 'like') and she doesn't care if he's an atheist. And this is the kicker! The one that makes me panic. She writes that she has dreamed of marrying her middle school sweetheart. Huh? That scares the shit out of me, and I think Stinky too. Goof thinks it's all funny. I'm freaked by this. Stinky told her that he was not going to marry until he was 30. I told him no kids until 35, if he wants kids that is. So his choice what to do with hormonal girl, but he's never gonna be alone with her, if I can help it, and he's to practice American Dad safe sex. Which led to much laughter from him. If you don't know what I mean, there was an episode where Stan had Francine wrapped up in Saran wrap, and 4 levels of protection going to prevent conception.
So now I sit here and freak out my kid is being corrupted by some hussy.
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