1st for the year

I mowed my front lawn on Friday. Babymama mowed today. She had professionals come in and fertilize about 3 weeks ago. I fertilized 2 weeks ago, and again on Friday. Let's see how many times she mows in comparison? I went to the store just a bit ago. When I left Dramaqueen and Fred had left plastic cups on my lawn. When I came back I saw the cups still there, so I rolled down the passenger window and yelled at them to pick it up. Of course they ran to Babymama and told her I yelled at them. They came back with those damned cups again. Now they are chanting 'Cups cups cups magical cups' Crappy ass bastards. Goof saw Whinis out there, take a wrapped newspaper out of it's plastic sleeve, throw it behind him, then tear the newspaper and throw that up in the air too. Joy more to clean up off my yard. What crappy neighbors.