I hate grass

Seriously having a lawn sucks. All the maintenance that goes into it. Last night Goof mentions that the side yard needs to be mowed. It's where he parks, and it's shared with Enabler. Yea it does need to be mowed, so this morning, I mow it. Now I'm running on 4 hours of sleep, so you know I'm gonna tell everyone to go to hell later and take a long nap. One of the little 'fuck yous' from Baby Mama and Enabler is the lack of lawn care. Baby Mama mows I think 5 times a year. Honestly! Enabler, what the fuck? She's going for 3 times a year. She had someone from her church mow it on Labor Day, but we figure it's because the other grandparents, and the DCFS worker were coming in Tuesday morning.

Baby Mama, never waters her grass, why even have a hose? I know it's hard when water rationing is going on, and you got 6 large water users in the house. Her trees in the front yard are dead by the way.

Enabler,never waters she owns the damned house! And I guess by pure luck and prayer gets her fey son to do it, and it's pretty crappy of a job. He just dumps all his green waste, and brush by the side of their house. The snakes and rats oughta love that. And I gotta live next to this? They've got ivy growing up their front porch. No way to get to the front door. Gotta use the side carport door. It's mind boggling since it looks like he's got himself a girlfriend that is over all the time. Are you not interested in house maintenance at least for the sake of fucking? This girl must be pretty easy and her family must be just as bad, if she doesn't notice this. Really white hill billy trash.

So back to my main rant. I mowed right down the line. I'm not mowing her grass, as it is, her dogs, and the bugs have killed most of our St Augustine. Which pisses me off immensely. So since I was mowing that. I also mowed the front lawn, and 1/4 of the backyard. Shit you try mowing half an acre by yourself with a gas powered mower? I'm not talking riding mower. Though we do need to invest in one next year. I'd say do it now, but there are too many other things we need to take care of before the new year. I spent an hour and a half total with emptying the bag and all, so I'm done for today. My hands are still numb from all the vibrations and son of a bitch I got a blister on my right thumb. I'll try and finish up tomorrow with the back.